One Thing Kids Like Is To Be Tricked

One thing kids like is to be tricked.

For instance, I was going to take my little

nephew to Disneyland, but instead I

drove him to an old BURNed-out

warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland

BURNed down.” He cried and cried, but I

think that deep down, he thought it was a

pretty good joke. I started to drive over to

the real Disneyland, but it was

getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey